Ift Eu Kholz

About Him
Ift Eu Kholz was the one of the earliest recorded trolls and arguably one of the weakest. He had joined the server in 2017 and was slain the same day. He started insulting the being known as "Prog" and started to use one of the Aspects of Prog, Keith Emerson's name in vain. His fat tits were known throughout the lands.

His Crime and Downfall
Shortly after he joined, he started to demean the holy entity known as Prog and proceeded to go after one of the Aspects of Prog, Keith Emerson. He also attacked Dream Theater but no one really cared because Dream Theater sucks. A devout follower and a Protector of Prog tried to stop him peacefully as that is her nature, that didn't work and she was quickly struck down by him. One of the former Protectors named "Sabbath" decided to step in with the Hammer of Bannamus and proceeded to throw it at Ift Eu Kholz and he was promptly sent to the void. Despite his pathetic nature, Ift Eu Kholz was later noted to have high Geniousity levels by analysts.

Quotes

 * "i piss on keith emerson"
 * "19 16 is easy tempo"