Robert Fripp

Robert Fripp is the topmost genious within all of Prough, guitarist, musician, producer, bussinessman, respectable english gentleman, possible robot and/or other entity, telepathic lover, bandleader of King Crimson, and overall very powerful. Robert Fripp is one of the ancient entities that created Prog Rock. The Prog Rock Discord lies cowering in fear of his watchful gaze. Fripp is known for his work on the Electric Guitar, an instrument. Fripp has demonstrated an extraordinary range of skill on the guitar, from blazingly fast lines to serene ambient improvisations. Fripp's guitar technique is so unique that you have to sit and look at a wall 8 hours every day to attain it.

Amongst other things, Fripp is known for his tight control over how much of his music appears on the internet, using his powerful death squad organization Discipline Global Mobile, to crack down on any instance of DGM copyrighted content appearing online. Of course, only those who do wrong need worry. Every year, hundreds of good samaritans, hoping to spread the joy they found in the music of King Crimson, release DGM copyrighted content online, and are as such taken by DGM.

Fripp has demonstrated a wide range of abilities, from music theory knowledge to practical guitar knowledge. Boppin' Bobby himself is too good to play in filthy standard tuning, so he invented his own tuning, Standardless Tuning, so that he could comfortably play. Fripp is also able to indefinitly sustain guitar notes, to such a point to where the notes actually detach from the guitar and fly off. Judging by the speed at which they left, the very first notes that Fripp did this to are past Neptune by now. However, in one infamous incident, 3 hikers were struck and killed when a guitar note suspended by Robert Fripp a few weeks earlier directly hit the hikers as they were hiking in Scotland. DGM were quick to cover this up.

Fripp has lent his guitar services to many a starving music artist in need, ranging from David Bowie to Windows Vista. He has worked with the aforementioned Bowie, Brian Eno, David Sylvian, Van der Graaf Generator, Peter Gabriel, Talking Heads, Porcupine Tree, Toyah Willcox, and more.