Yes

Yes does not exist.

Yes is one of the leading bands in the progressive rock scene. Well, they USED TO HAHAHAHA the band began when Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Bill Bruford, Tony Kaye and Peter Banks recorded an album with some Beatles covers on it. From that point on, the band would never be the same. They would record some of the most epic progressive rock songs ever like Chris to the Edge, Awaken and uh...Roundabout.

Jon Anderson's high voice prompts the band to play stuff about worshiping. They're a band you'd see in church. But other band members had their own way. Steve Howe suddenly became 200 years old and a vampire with teeth. Rick Wakeman put on a cape and stole the show. Vako started doing crack and released the KX Phase 4 that fused an organ, electric piano and a dual-manual Orchestron Model C. It was built for Patrick Moraz ONLY. NO TOUCHY.

In 1981, Yes stopped existing and got sucked into a black hole after the Buggles ruined their reputation, kind of. They released 90125 which is not a Yes album yet its matter was stable enough to not destroy the universe. Big Generator had the same effect.

The 90s were a tough period for Yes, and probably the most confusing. Trevor Rabin wanted to go full pop while Jon just wanted to go for classic Yes, resulting in the disaster that is Open Your Eyes. Rabin predicted that the producer for their next album would die before the album got released and he was right. Jon then decided to hire an orchestra but he got too sad and sick and left and started his own band called Yes featuring Jon Anderson, Rick Wakeman and Trevor Rabin. This decade featured the classic Yes album Onion.

In 2008, Yes came back but hired Benoit David as the new lead singer. Now whenever people go to Yes concerts, they always ask WHO IS THIS STRANGER SINGING. They recorded Fly From Here which is not as bad as you think. BUT THEN TEN YEARS LATER THEY RERECORDED IT WITH TREVOR HORN HOW DARE YOU

Jon Davison stepped in and became an impostor, but no one seemed to care. When Chris Squire died in 2015, Yes was no more. It was only an imitation. Now there are two bands under the Yes name, which is causing so much confusion that the bands are trying to cancel each other out and form another black hole.

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