Wert

Wert is a person.

He does the rock.

Early Life
Wert was hatched from an egg outside the Arby's Parking Lot to a nest of 5 other Werts. Surprisingly, Wert was the only one that didn't die when the Wendy's horrifically caught on fire. Guess he should be grateful.

Quotes

 * "It's a curious feeling"
 * "It's bongo time!
 * "Oopsie daisie! He got a DUI! Oops!"
 * Wert: "You're talking about...Gary Brooker?" Will Grello: "Oh yeah." Wert: "I mean, he's pretty sexy." Will Grello: "For some reason he's just...really dreamy." Wert: "Oh yeah, you know...you can kinda feel it you know" Will Grello: "I like him a little bit more without the moustache, to be honest with you." Wert: "EXCUSE ME?"